Haunting beyond-the-grave obituary of Indiana man who predicted his own death
An Indiana man published his own obituary detailing his many near-death experiences after he was killed in a plane crash.
Gary Wolfelt, 72, was killed on May 5 after his 'beloved' single-engine Express 2000 FT plane that he spent 17 years perfecting crashed in Ashland, Ohio.
People rarely get the chance to write their own obituaries, but the Lafayette native had his ready to go because of 'several close calls' he experienced in his life.
'Hello. I am Gary. I am completely dead now. I am surprised that it took this long to happen,' the late pilot joked in the opening of his obituary.
'I had several close calls throughout my lifetime. I guess that I was just lucky that something didn’t get me long before now,' he added.
Not only did Gary mention that he believed he should have been dead 'long ago,' but he also shared examples of just how close he had come to the end of his life.
One of his oldest memories was when he got whacked in the head with a fly ball during a baseball game as a little boy. Sadly, his injury did not pay off for his team, who went 0-20 all season, he quipped.
When Gary was in his 20s he was kicked by his sister's horse directly in his gut, and he claimed that if the animal had aimed any higher his 'heart probably would have stopped.'
Gary Wolfelt, 72, published his own obituary after he died in a plane crash on May 5
Gary's 'beloved' single-engine Express 2000 FT plane (pictured) that he spent 17 years perfecting crashed in Ashland, Ohio
A decade later he was hit by a car, an incident that he said was completely his fault.
'It was my fault as I was crossing against the light. It really knocked me hell bent for election. But I got up and brushed it off and went home with a torn up coat and kind of sore,' he recalled, adding: 'Lucky me!'
While demolishing an old neglected building in his 40s, the structure came crashing down on Gary while he was inside tying off a cable, he said.
Luckily for him, a massive brick chimney that fell down just missed him by approximately 10ft.
After about 40 years on earth, and several close calls, Gary said he started to believe there wasn't 'any more room in heaven or hell for me' so he had to be 'stuck in purgatory for a while longer.'
Just when he thought he was safe, he was pinned to the floor after falling down 19 stairs at his office when a 100lb safe landed directly on top of him in his 50s.
Gary said: 'That one was the worst! I didn't get any body parts broken and no internal injuries. But I couldn't even pick up my own feet to get into bed for about a week. Thank god for pain killing drugs!'
In his 60s Gary, who was the owner and president of Wolfelt Electronic Security for 27 years, fell backward 10ft off a scaffold and cracked his skull open on the pavement.
People rarely get the chance to write their own obituaries, but the Lafayette native had his ready to go because of the 'several close calls' he experienced in his life
He got checked out at a doctor's office after, where he found out he had prostate cancer.
Fortunately, the cancer was caught early enough to be treated, Gary said, adding that he 'dodged another bullet.'
The treatment only lasted so long, as he had to have his prostate removed in his 70s.
Although the surgery went well, Gary unfortunately developed an 'internal leak' that nearly took his life.
'One more close call late in life!,' he said, noting that he has no idea what will actually kill him.
'I cannot tell you here what sort of event actually killed me as I wrote this obituary before I was completely dead. Someone else will have to fill in the details later on I guess,' he continued.
At the end of his unique obituary, he let Esther get a word in, as she added some of his accomplishments, including her late husband being a graduate of Purdue school of Aviation Technology. (Pictured: The crashed plane)
After detailing his many near-death experiences, Gary kept the rest of his obituary light-hearted, apologizing to those he 'might have offended or mistreated.'
'The truth is that I was far from a perfect human, although I did try to learn from my mistakes and short-comings as I grew older,' he went on.
Gary made sure to mention his family, including his wife Esther Chosnek, who he met 'sometime in January of 1982 in Las Vegas, Nevada,' he wrote.
He noted that he did not want a funeral and asked people to take themselves out to dinner in lieu of flowers.
At the end of his unique obituary, he let Esther get a word in. She added some of his accomplishments, including her late husband being a graduate of Purdue school of Aviation Technology.
A celebration of life is set to be held for Gary on May 19th.
